Comments on: Captions That Write Themselves… almost

By: twink

twink — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 08:54:46 +0000

6: “When the pants were too long, I didn’t think twice about it…but the helmet? I’ve got a normal-sized head, you assholes!”

By: Piranhtachew

Piranhtachew — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 02:38:32 +0000

#7: Filming on “Little Big League Part 3: Night of the Piranhta!”

By: k-bro

k-bro — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 15:17:15 +0000

#1: “Put your right foot in…”
#2: “Aw Joe, even the sunshine looks better with you in it.”
#3: “Ok, Papi, let me show you what I learned watching WWE Raw the other night.”
#4: “Bat-bull riding will be the hottest thing on YouTube.”
#5: “Guys, do you think I should have this looked at?”
#6: Unfortunately for 2B Chris Cates, the Hammond Stadium gift shop was out of youth-sized uniforms.

By: CapitalBabs

CapitalBabs — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 14:59:52 +0000

oh.. and for that last one – to borrow from O-Dog: “are you sure you’re not the batboy?”

By: CapitalBabs

CapitalBabs — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 14:36:41 +0000

ok, this is not a caption but.. um… I think Youk needs to switch to a new cream – or start one. Something is obviously not working for him!

By: Jim Crikket

Jim Crikket — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 12:14:55 +0000

OMG… literally laughing my ass off this morning. I just KNEW you all could come up with captions much better than anything I was generating last night… and you certainly are not disappointing me, so far! – JC

After reading Howard’s “A Fan’s View From Section 219″ about Chris Cates this morning, I added a 6th picture.

By: Stacey

Stacey — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 11:39:23 +0000

1) “Are you sure this is where I’m supposed to wear this? It doesn’t feel right. . .”

2) Ortiz: “You more famous than me now, kid?” Joe: “Yeah, probably.”

3) “I wuv you!” “No, I wuv you more!”

4) Little did Big Papi know that a top secret faction of baseball-playing ninjas intent on his destruction was brewing from within the Red Sox organization.

5) Justin: “No, dude, that’s NOT how you’re supposed to be wearing that.”

By: Piranhtachew

Piranhtachew — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 09:43:43 +0000

#1: The Ministry of Silly Walks has a branch in Bahstan, ayuh.

#2: “Why the fins, Chairman?” “In case of rain-outs.”

#3: Big Papi approves of DJ Cuddles.

#4: I would hit it, … and maybe that butt, as well.”

#5: “Ooooh! There are children watching, eh!” “Just don’t look, Doc. Just … don’t look.”

By: twink

twink — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 07:54:36 +0000

1: Line dancing is hard.
2: “Kirby, you look so thin!” “Joe, you look so rich!”
3: “Man hug?” “Nah, dude, we’re buddies, you get the full-on deal.”
4: “Watch this!” “Again? Seen it. Call me when you don’t drop the bat at the end.”
5: “And then I told her…” “Pssst…Doc…is it just me or are these guys crass as all hell?”