I’ve been a bit out of touch with Twinsville for a couple of weeks as I’ve had some business travel and other non-Twins-related matters to occupy most of my time.
I did catch up a bit on my Twins reading in the past day or so, however, and – well – let’s just say I’ve been much more interested in the writing about the Twins than I have been with what’s transpired on the field with the Twins.
I read the columns by the Minneapolis Star-Tribune’s baseball writers and columnists recently, in which they were asked to share their ideas concerning what the Twins need to do to “fix” the sorry state of affairs at Target Field.
Jim Souhan believes manager Ron Gardenhire has to go.
Patrick Reusse believes the Twins need coaches who relate better to the increasing (and increasingly important) Latino segment of their roster.
LaVelle E. Neal wants the Twins to do whatever it takes to add an “ace” at the top of their rotation.
Phil Miller says, as hard as it may be to do so, the answer is patience, as we await the imminent arrival of some outstanding young prospects.
Their respective articles reflect opinions I think we’ve all heard voiced many times as this fourth consecutive 90-loss season has been completing its death spiral.
The only near unanimous opinion is, as TwinsDaily’s Nick Nelson penned this week, “The Twins Have a Problem.”
After doing all that reading, I paused and contemplated what it must be like right now to be Jim Pohlad.
I honestly believe he’s embarrassed by what his team has become – an irrelevant organization. The Twins are irrelevant among their MLB brethren. They are irrelevant within the Minnesota professional sports scene.
Say what you will about the Pohlad family, they did not get to where they are in life by being irrelevant.
I began to wonder what was going through the Twins’ owner’s mind these days as he prepares for, perhaps, the most difficult offseason since the passing of his father, Carl. Maybe Jim is asking himself, “WWCD?” What Would Carl Do?
Naturally, that led me to ponder what I would do if I were in Pohlad’s shoes. What steps would I take to make sure I never, ever, felt like this going in to an offseason again.
One awful season was an unpleasant aberration. Two was uncomfortable. Three was painful. Four is… I don’t even know, but you wouldn’t want to be around me much if I owned a team with the record of abject failure that the Twins have had so far this decade.
I thought all four of the Strib’s writers had good thoughts. I also believe there isn’t a single one of those ideas that would satisfy me if I owned the Twins.
If the four Strib guys worked for me and came to my office with those ideas, here’s what I’d say:
I think you’ve all made valid points. But here’s my problem.
Patience, Phil? I’ve been patient for three years. Don’t talk to me about prospects. Until they prove themselves at Target Field, those guys are nothing but business assets. They represent fluxuating inventory with short shelf lives. You’re not asking me to be patient, you’re asking me to be comatose.
You want me to buy (in money or prospects) an ‘ace,’ LaVelle. Great idea. I’ve been telling my General Manager to feel free to spend more money on whatever he thinks will improve this team. But we can’t force players to sign with us and pretty much every long term, big money, contract for an ‘ace’ that has been signed has turned out to be a bad contract for the team. And I may not be in love with prospects, but I’m not going to give them away in return for an aging pitcher who my stat buddies tell me has seen his best days behind him. If my GM can find an ‘ace’ available on the market who is willing to come to our town or one with enough tread on the tire left to be counted on for a few years of ace-hood that’s available for any trade even close to reasonable, we’ll go get him.
Jim, I really don’t think any manager in history could have won half his games the past four years with the collection of has-beens, wanna-bes and never-weres wearing a Twins uniform, so if you really believe firing Ron Gardenhire is going to fix things, you know a lot less about baseball than most baseball fans. And that’s a tough bar to get under.
Pat, same for you. I think it makes a lot of sense to have more of a Latin-American presence in the clubhouse. But do you think having a dozen Latino coaches would make this team a winner? I don’t. By the way, between the four of you guys, there must be about a zillion years of covering baseball between you, right? How’s your Spanish? I think every coach in our organization should learn Spanish, but I also think every media member who covers baseball should, too, and until you do, you’ve got very little room to criticize.
The problem is that none of your ideas will fix things. Not if that’s all we do.
Our fans aren’t stupid enough to believe that any one player, no matter how good he is, will turn this team in to a contender. Not if he’s a current Tigers ace, LaVelle, and not if he’s a near-certain future Hall of Fame center fielder who hasn’t completed a full game (much less a season) above high-A ball, Phil.
Many of them want Gardy gone. I understand that. But even the Gardy haters don’t really believe replacing him will turn a 90-loss team in to a 90-win team. Replacing even an unpopular manager won’t put butts back in the seats and replacing his staff with five guys from Venezuela won’t, either.
So, no, we’re not going to do a single one of these things.
We’re going to do all of them.
And more.
That’s when I would thank the Strib guys for their time, give them some drink tickets and send them to Hrbeks for a couple of refreshments while I talk to my President and General Manager.
With Dave St. Peter and Terry Ryan in my office, here’s what I lay out for them.
“Gentlemen, the good news for you is that neither of you are fired. Yet.
But I’m tired of losing. I’m tired of losing games and I’m tired of losing fans. And you two may think I don’t know crap about baseball, but I suspect that just maybe losing games and losing fans might be related.
Terry, I tried to tell you a year ago that I was tired of people telling me I’m cheap and won’t spend money for top talent. Some bozo on the internet even made up a parable about it. I want you to go read it and then, Terry, use the damn ladder!
I’ve got a list of the top 20 starting pitchers in baseball, ranked by some goofy thing called WAR. By the date season tickets have to be renewed, one of those guys is going to be working for me, Terry – or you won’t be. Do we understand one another?
Speaking of people working for me, you’re going to go tell Ron Gardenhire that he doesn’t. At least not as my manager.
Gardy’s a helluva guy and he’s had some good days as our manager. We’ll give him a nice watch, but I don’t believe he’s the guy to lead this team for the next 10 years and neither do our fans. Who you hire is your business. I’m just telling you who you’re going to fire.
I take that back, I am going to tell you a little bit about who you’re going to hire.
When spring training opens, I want at least two Latino members on the bench staff.
I mean it, Terry. And I’m not talking about a couple guys who took Spanish class in junior high. I’m going to send Tony Oliva to talk to whoever you hire and they’d better be able to keep up with him in a conversation.
Every company in every industry in this country has been getting on the diversity bandwagon for years. Everyone figured out long ago that having management that can communicate in Spanish is critical to attracting and retaining top Spanish speaking employees. I don’t know why you haven’t figured this out on your own yet, but now I’m telling you.
One more thing, Terry.
If they’re healthy, Alex Meyer, Miguel Sano and Byron Buxton will open 2015 with the Twins. How do I know? I heard all about it in the giant advertising campaign that St. Peter and the marketing folks are putting together the moment he walks out of this meeting. Right Dave?
That ad is going to run on the local affiliate carrying the Super Bowl. I want everyone in town talking about the Twins the next day and I want them buying tickets. Lots of tickets.
Dave, I keep reading about how attendance is going to drop next year. I’m telling you that it won’t. If it does, the attendance in your office will drop by one.
Our season ticket holders have been paying Major League prices for minor league performance for four years. I don’t care how far you have to slash prices, you put butts in the seats.
Next summer, people may call us crazy for what we’ve done. They may say we’ve lost our minds. But if they’re still saying the Twins are irrelevant, you two will not be calling me your boss.
Give my love to your families.
And then I think I’d take a very long cruise around the world on a very large boat and look forward to seeing what my team looked like when I got back.
– JC
Nice Job JC. A very entertaining piece, I enjoyed it!
“I’ve got a list of the top 20 starting pitchers in baseball, ranked by some goofy thing called WAR. By the date season tickets have to be renewed, one of those guys is going to be working for me, Terry – or you won’t be. ”
Phil Hughes is #17, so we’re good, right? – TR
http://www.baseball-reference.com/leagues/MLB/2014-value-pitching.shtml
Thank you, Mr Swol!
Hughes might even be higher than 17 on fWAR, if my memory serves correctly, Greg. I admit that fact had escaped me while I was writing this.
So, yes, if TR feels comfortable giving his boss a smartass answer in this scenario, he would be well within his rights to do so! 🙂
Hitting the nail on the head with this article. Nice job. I love the Twins.
I’m not sure a better plan could possibly be laid out. Sadly, if they thought like you, I don’t believe we’d be talking about a 4th consecutive abysmal season. Alas, we are, and may be talking about a 5th, in a year or so. Well written. I really enjoyed this!
Very entertaining. But let’s get real. If you think that is how successful leaders and businessmen turn around a struggling franchise (and I don’t mean just baseball), you would be mistaken. Threatening bluster doesn’t typically get good results. I suggest you stop blogging from your Mom’s basement and go get a real job. Maybe run a company. I’ll bet your perspective would change.
Thank you, Ted. Nobody has mistaken me for being young enough to blog from my mother’s basement in a very long time.
In real life, I am actually an officer of a very large company, where I’ve been employed for over 30 years. I’ve worked with people who were very good at “running a company” and those who weren’t; and one thing I’ve learned is that there is more than one way to “successfully run” a company. One essential ingredient, however, is accountability.
How a leader communicates such accountability is not as important as the fact that it is, in fact, communicated.
Sure, this article is essentially a long bit of hyperbole. It’s a tool writers use to make a point. The point, in this case, is that the people running the particular company in question have been given far greater latitude than pretty much any publicly traded company would be allowed and have woefully underperformed.
Simply put, this article was the most insightful and interesting to read of all I’ve read on out Twins so far. Hopefully, the Twins will act accordingly. Many thanks!!
Mostly, this makes sense. I feel, though, that somewhere in the hypothetical angst Jim Pohlad feels about the team has to be a serious frustration about watching ex-twins pitchers dominating the all-star rosters. One particular coach needs to be called out before you add an ace so will soon be coached into obscurity as well.
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Bingo ….
Time to shake things up. Get the kids up here – they’re the future, let’s get something going, at least some excitement.
Find someone to pair with Phil Hughes … guy’s a stud, needs a running mate.
Find some leadership – – – if Mauer’s too low-key quiet to do it (and he probably is), find a Mike Redmond …. or go talk to the guys we have and give the ones who are up to it permission to lead (heck, tell them they’d better or they’ll be on their way out of town).