Let’s Spend The Twins Money! Part 2

We’re working our way through the list of potential free agents, with an eye toward helping our friend and Twins GM Bill Smith fill out his shopping list for the upcoming offseason.

Since the Twins’ first round draft choice is protected, thanks to the lowly position they are all but assured to claim in the final standings. That, combined with the Target Field revenue stream and the not-insignificant amount of money scheduled to come off their payroll books after 2011, leave the organization with a lot of opportunities to improve the team on the field.

In Part 1, we eased in to this process by looking at a couple of options for improving the quality of the back up catching situation. In Part 2, let’s look at the group of free agents available to play 1B, the outfield, or just DH. Elias lumps this group together and, interestingly, they rank the players at these positions based solely on offensive statistics without regard to defensive contributions whatsoever.

The Twins clearly need an outfielder or two from the free agent ranks. Of course, one option would be to re-sign one or more of their own free agents outfielders, Michael Cuddyer, Jason Kubel and/or Jason Repko. Right now, Cuddyer and Kubel are both Type B free agents, though they are both close enough to the dividing line to have some chance of reaching Type A level by the season’s end.

Michael Cuddyer

There’s been a lot of speculation about what these two might command on the open market. Some reports have suggested that Cuddyer might be the most sought after OF and the Rockies have reportedly already decided he’ll be their top target.

Earlier in the summer, Cuddyer appeared to be a likely Type A free agent. If that were to be the case, it might make the Twins more open to letting him go, since they would get two compensation draft picks in return. On the other hand, being a Type A might shorten the list of teams open to signing Cuddyer, since at least those without protected first round draft choices might not want to forfeit their top picks to sign him.

By the way, this brings up a point I’m a bit confused by, so if you can help me out, I’d appreciate it. I know I’ve read in a couple of places that Cuddyer is now listed as a 1B, rather than an OF, and that this is perhaps the reason he is now a Type B, rather than a Type A. The conjecture is that he may be more likely to regain Type A status if he predominantly plays the OF the final month of the season.

This makes no sense to me. Elias lumps 1B’s, OF’s, and DH’s together in their rankings so it certainly appears to me that it makes no difference whatsoever whether a player is considered a 1B or an OF. If I’m missing something, someone straighten me out in the comments section, will ya?

UPDATE: Timing is everything. About half an hour after posting this, MLBTR posted updated “reverse-engineered” player rankings that now have Cuddyer listed as a Type A outfielder. In theory, this could (a) narrow the list of teams interested in bidding on him due to the prospect of losing a draft choice, and (b) make it more likely Cuddyer would re-sign with the Twins, but (c) give the Twins less incentive to re-sign Cuddyer because they would get two compensatory picks if he signs elsewhere. In other words, it’s still a crapshoot.

In any event, I thought the Twins might trade Kubel a year ago in an effort to add speed to their outfield so I don’t see them as likely to get in a bidding war with other teams for Kubel’s services. I wouldn’t mind him being retained if they can get him signed for a minimal raise over his current $5.25 million contract, without going more than 2-3 years. I just suspect that someone is going to be willing to just about double his current contract and I don’t think the Twins should do that.

Likewise, with Cuddyer, I suspect someone will give him north of $30 million guaranteed over the next three seasons and as much as I’d like to see him stick around, the Twins’ best prospects coming up are outfielders and they need guys who can cover more ground in the field than Cuddyer and Kubel can at this point.

So what if we go shopping on the free agent market?

Well, there’s a reason people are speculating that Cuddyer and Kubel will be in great demand… there simply aren’t many other outfielders out there. Don’t expect the Twins to be bidding for Carlos Beltran. He’s bringing in $18.5 million this season and while, at age 34, he may not be likely to command another similar deal, it’s tough to find a way to shoehorn anything close to that in to the Twins’ budget.

The only other Type A free agent likely to be on the market is Oakland’s Josh Willingham. He’s put up about an .800 OPS this season for a mere $6 million, but then again, if the goal is to tighten up the outfield defense, he’s probably not going to help you out in that area. He’s about the same age as Cuddyer and likewise bats righthanded and will hit around .250 with some power. He doesn’t play the number of positions that Cuddyer does, of course, but ideally you wouldn’t want to continue to rely on Cuddyer to play all over the infield. So, if he’s essentially a Cuddyer clone, why let Cuddyer go and sign Willingham?

Actually, there is one reason. If things play out the way they are right now with Willingham a Type A free agent and Cuddyer a Type B, the demand for Willingham is likely to be considerably less than for Cuddyer because teams that finish in the top half of MLB, would lose their first round draft pick by signing Willingham. The Twins, by virtue of their crappy season, would forfeit only their second round pick. Still, even sacrificing their second round pick might be overpaying for Willingham, especially when finding a way to keep Cuddyer wouldn’t come with the same penalty.

In the end, I expect the Twins to find a way to keep Cuddyer for something approximating his current annual contract. Let’s call it $10 million. I just hope they don’t get locked in to too many seasons. I also think they still like Jason Repko and I could see them retaining him for something around $1 million.

For now, let’s assume Kubel gets an offer he can’t refuse elsewhere (does anyone else think he’s got a high likelihood of ending up with the White Sox? He has killed the Sox in his career, much like Jesse Crain did, and I could see Kenny Williams overpaying him to be their lefthanded DH and occasional outfielder). If you don’t shell out money for Cuddyer, or Willingham, are you willing to settle for leftover free agents like Ryan Ludwick, Cody Ross, David DeJesus, Juan Pierre or Johnny Damon? I’d have to get a helluva deal on one of those guys because, say what you will about Cuddyer, but any of the low Type B to non-ranked outfielders on the market would be significant steps down.

Just as an aside, keep an eye on how Twins prospect Chris Hermann performs in the Arizona Fall League. He’s a catcher/outfielder that didn’t look too bad in Spring Training and having a guy around who can fill in at both of those positions and maybe even hit a bit would sure be interesting. He’s almost certainly a year or more away from being ready for Prime Time, but you never know.

What about 1B?

I wish I could say I was confident that the Twins were set at 1B with Justin Morneau through 2013, the last year of his contract. I just can’t. The concussion situation worries me. If he’s going to be at high risk for even minor concussions every time he dives for a ground ball, he probably has no business playing Major League baseball. I could certainly see him becoming virtually a full time DH.

So if you can’t count on Morneau to man 1B for 140 games next season, what do you do? One option, of course, is to pencil Mauer in for more games there. If you re-sign Cuddyer, he’s another option.

If we want to spend Bill Smith’s money, though, are there free agents out there to buy? Sure… if you want to get in the bidding for Albert Pujols or Prince Fielder, I suppose. But I think we can safely say that Joe Mauer will remain the only $23 million ballplayer calling Target Field home for a while.

The list of Type B options is pretty depressing, so I won’t even bother with those. There is, however, one more Type A free agent I’ll bring up. I know reports are that the Cardinals intend to try to keep Lance Berkman, but if they break the bank for Pujols (not to mention a couple of their pitchers that are hitting the market), will they really be able to afford to keep Berkman? He’s making $8 million this season and although he’s putting up terrific numbers (over a .900 OPS), he’s also 35 years old and is not likely to get a lot of long-term contract offers especially, once again, from teams that would have to sacrifice that a high draft pick.

If I could get Berkman for something like $9-10 million on a one-year deal plus a club option year, I’d seriously consider doing exactly that. He’s a switch-hitter who can play 1B and the OF, not to mention DH (though we know he doesn’t like doing that). If I lose out on keeping Cuddyer, I’d look hard at Berkman.

That’s a lot to digest, but in Part 3, we’ll be looking at the rest of the infield positions and that’s not going to be a cakewalk to fix either.

– JC

Let’s Spend The Twins Money! Part 1

By my count, there are only 13 current Twins who are relatively certain to be on the Twins’ payroll on Opening Day, 2012. If that’s true, there are a dozen roster spots up for grabs. Of course, this could (and likely will) still change a bit if the Twins find a way to jettison some more of the players currently under contract. Either way, there’s a fair amount of money coming off the books after this season, so the Twins have some money to spend.

So here’s our mission… let’s spend the Twins’ money. Sure, it might make sense to hold off on this kind of thing at least until the current season is over, but hasn’t this season been pretty much over for at least a month already? Besides, just because we do this now doesn’t mean we can’t do it all over again this winter!

The 12 spots we need to fill consist of seven pitchers (assuming a 12-man staff), two starting outfielders, and five other position players (or, if you prefer, a DH and four other position players). I think we also need to take in to consideration the possibility that the Twins will have to eat the $3 million they owe Tsuyoshi Nishioka for 2012. If that’s the case, we’ll need to look for room in the payroll for another position player.

I know we’re all programmed to believe the Twins have to fill their roster on a shoestring budget, but that’s simply no longer the case. As long as those of you in the Twin Cities area keep putting your butts in the Target Field seats, the Twins will have money to spend. We’ve been waiting for decades to see the Twins get seriously active in the free agent market and given what’s gone on this season, there has perhaps never been a time when it has been more critical for the organization to do just that.

As a bonus, thanks to the miserable season the Twins have had this year, they wouldn’t have to cough up their first round pick in the amateur draft if they decide to go shopping for a Type A free agent. The top 15 picks are protected, so the Twins would lose only their second round pick if they snag one of the Type A players. It may not sound like much, but that’s no small consideration. It may never be cheaper for the Twins to go shopping at the high end of the market.

So let’s see what’s out there that might match up with Bill Smith’s shopping list. This should be easy, right? After all, it’s not OUR money!

For the sake of convenience, we’ll look at positions based on the same groupings that the Elias Sports Bureau uses to establish whether players are Type A, Type B (or neither) for the purposes of teams being compensated for losing a free agent. By the way, Elias keeps their formula for determining how they rank players a super-secret, but the good folks at MLBTradeRumors.com believe they have been able to approximate the formula and we’ll use their current rankings for our purposes. You can see them for yourself here. Coincidentally, as I finished drafting this post late Wednesday night (or was it early Thursday morning?), I noticed TwinsGeek has a nice piece on this process and what it could mean for a couple of current Twins.

To begin our journey, let’s start with catchers.

Joe Mauer

Yes, I realize that the Twins have a catcher that they will be paying $23 million per year over the next several years. But as we’ve seen this season, it’s folly to assume that means Joe Mauer will be catching 140 games every season. Drew Butera may be back next year and, if so, the Twins will pay him the MLB minimum. But if the Twins intend to save some wear and tear on Mauer’s body by having him play elsewhere a fair amount of the time, it would certainly seem to be worthwhile to at least look around to see what else might be available.

Unless the Cardinals decide not to pick up their option on Yadier Molina, there may be only one Type A catcher on the market and that’s 35 year old Ramon Hernandez of the Reds. Unless and until the Twins decide to move Mauer permanently out from behind the plate, it would be foolish to bring in a Type A free agent catcher anyway.

Type B catchers would include Jose Molina (Jays), Jason Varitek (RedSox) and Rod Barajas (Dodgers). All three players are in their mid-to-late thirties and only Barajas has been what could be considered a ‘full-time’ catcher this season. Molina and Varitek were paid $1 million and $2 million, respectively, this season. It’s hard to imagine Varitek not being in Boston, but I’d certainly be willing to spend a million or two to have either of those guys catching 50 games in 2012 and ready to do more if Mauer once again has health/injury issues.

On the other hand, if you can’t get one of the Type B guys, you’re likely looking at trying to pick up a Gerald Laird-Matt Treanor-Henry Blanco type and, frankly, I’d probably rather just bring Butera back.

Maybe this isn’t going to be so easy after all, I’m pooped and we’ve only talked about one position.

In part 2, we’ll tackle 1B, OF and DH. In Part 3, we’ll fill out the rest of the infield. In Part 4, we solve all the Twins’ pitching problems (yeah, right).

– JC

GameChat – Twins @ WhiteSox #2, 7:10pm

The news just keeps getting better, boys and girls. Late today, word came down that Justin Morneau is going to be taking some games off because he’s been experiencing “mild” concussion symptoms. I’m sorry, but no concussion symptoms that Justin may be experiencing can be considered mild.

Let’s see what other sorts of fun we can have tonight, shall we?

TWINS

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WHITE SOX
Revere, CF   Pierre, LF
Plouffe, DH   Ramirez, Al, SS
Mauer, DH   Konerko, 1B
Cuddyer, 1B   Rios, CF
Kubel, RF   Viciedo, DH
Hughes, L, 3B   De Aza, RF
Tosoni, LF   Flowers, C
Rivera, R, C   Morel, 3B
Nishioka, SS   Beckham, 2B
  _Swarzak, P     _Stewart, P

 

 

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Minnesota

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I didn’t get to see any of this game until the last two innings.. but let’s just say that I wasn’t terribly surprised to see we were behind when I got home. I will admit that I did raise my eyebrows at the fact that we had managed to score 6 runs – that’s novel lately – but nothing in the rest of the game seemed out of the norm… sadly. – CB

GameChat – Tigers @ Twins #3, 1:10pm

Looks like Matt Tolbert is odd man out as Gardy gets Rene Rivera recalled from Rochester to give Drew Butera some help with the catching position until Joe “Don’t call me soft” Mauer is ready again.

Brian Duensing takes the mound to try to avoid yet another home sweep.

TIGERS

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TWINS
Jackson, A, CF Revere, CF
Ordonez, RF Plouffe, SS
Young, D, LF Morneau, 1B
Cabrera, Mi, 1B Kubel, DH
Martinez, V, DH Valencia, 3B
Avila, C Tosoni, LF
Peralta, Jh, SS Hughes, L, 2B
Santiago, 2B Repko, RF
Inge, 3B Rivera, R, C
  _Penny, P   _Duensing, P
  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E
Detroit 0 2 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 4 11 0
Minnesota 2 0 1 3 0 1 4 0 x 11 12 1

I only saw about the last 5-6 innings of the game, but from what I saw, it was at least encouraging to see something resembling Major League baseball out of the Twins again. Brian Duensing gave his team a chance with 6 decent innings of work on the mound. The “old guard” was represented well at the plate by Justin Morneau (3 hits) and Jason Kubel (first inning HR). But what was most encouraging to me was that some of the younger guys stepped up and showed they might just be understanding that their auditions for next year’s team are well underway. Rene Tosoni had a triple and Trevor Plouffe contributed a couple of hits and started a couple of double plays.

But there was really only one star of this game. Luke Hughes proved his home run in Saturday’s loss was no fluke as he popped two more homers, accounting for five RBI, against the Tigers today. Apparently someone forgot to mention to Luke that Target Field’s fences are too deep to allow the Twins to hit home runs… or maybe he’s figured out that he should just ignore all the excuses and other BS that has come out of the Twins clubhouse for the past year and just do his job. In any event, well done Luke! You are our Boyfriend of the Day!

Luke Hughes

GameChat – Tigers @ Twins #2, 3:10pm

Let’s see… the Twins have scored one run or less for the past week against pitchers who have largely sucked all year long and today they face the best pitcher in the American League, Justin Verlander, in a game on FOX.

This should be entertaining.

TIGERS

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TWINS
Jackson, A, CF Revere, CF
Santiago, 2B Plouffe, SS
Young, D, LF Morneau, 1B
Cabrera, Mi, 1B Kubel, DH
Martinez, V, DH Valencia, 3B
Avila, C Tosoni, LF
Peralta, Jh, SS Hughes, L, 2B
Betemit, 3B Repko, RF
Raburn, RF Butera, C
  _Verlander, P   _Pavano, P
  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E
Detroit 0 2 0 0 2 0 2 0 0 6 10 0
Minnesota 0 0 0 0 2 2 0 0 0 4 8 1

The good news is that the Twins apparently ARE capable of scoring more than one run. In fact, Luke Hughes and Jason Repko went deep back-to-back off of Justin Verlander. Verlander managed to avoid melting down, however, and recorded his 20th win of the season.

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Are Twins Fans Too Loyal?

We all know the feeling… the times when someone you genuinely love just REALLY piss you off. It might be your “significant other” or your kid or a parent or your best friend in the world. But at some point, someone you love so much that you would literally give your life for that person will do something or say something that will just make you want to scream.

The cause could be just about anything.

Maybe you asked them to do something and they didn’t do it.

Maybe you warned them not to do something and they did it anyway… and it all blew up in their face. Then you’re left sitting there with a choice of being supportive or yelling, “I TOLD you so!” (and I don’t care what anyone says… no matter how softly you utter the reminder that “I told you so”, you can’t concurrently do so AND be supportive… it will never, ever, be taken that way).

What do you do? It’s a tough choice at times. As great as it might feel to point out how smart you were in offering your initial advice, it’s not altogether helpful in the aftermath.  If you simply offer unconditional support, doesn’t that communicate that it’s just fine for your loved one to keep screwing up? It’s difficult sometimes, but you have to find a way to continue loving the person, even while hating whatever bonehead thing it might be that they’ve done.

That’s kind of my dilemma right now with regard to the Twins.

I’ve been in this relationship for 50 years. I love the Twins. I support them through words, deeds and even financially. I really want to continue giving them my unconditional love, even when seemingly every person in the organization is intent on out-boneheading everyone else in the organization.

And I know I’m not alone. The Twins blogosphere is full of people who are sitting here today in a state of confounded shock, collectively wanting to shout, “We TRIED to tell you. Why didn’t you listen to us?!”

Granted, in fairness to the Twins, we didn’t all try to tell them exactly the same thing. Sometimes, it’s difficult to sift through the white noise of the “Fire Gardy!” crowd to be able to hear rational consensus opinions. But the Twins don’t even seem to try.

An analogy comes to mind that I think most of us can relate to. I wasn’t one of the “cool group” in high school and I’m guessing you weren’t either. (Why? Because you’re reading this. Admit it, you’re as much of a geek as the rest of us and you always have been.) Did you ever have a friend who somehow made the leap in to that “cool group”? Maybe mom and dad inherited a bunch of money and “poof”, they moved up in social status. They got to eat at the cool kids table and go to all the cool kids parties.

Until something happened and they weren’t cool any more.

Then, there they were, back crying on your shoulder (either figuratively or quite literally), telling you how much they’ve always appreciated your support and how they realize that it’s at times like this that they find out who their real friends are.

Twins fans line up on bobblehead night

Target Field moved the Twins organization up to the cool kids table. It generates income at levels they couldn’t even dream about five years ago. As a result, they no longer have to rely solely on their player development process to create the next generation of Twins. They can trade and buy and sell players just like all the other cool kids in Major League Baseball.

They can overpay. They can shop in foreign markets (and not at the bargain bazaars, either… but at the upscale levels). They can even afford to make costly mistakes and shrug them off because money is no object. (I was going to say, “money grows on trees”, but since they chopped down the CF trees, that was a metaphor too far.)

Some of us tried to tell them, “You need a top-of-the-rotation pitcher.” We suggested a number of possibilities. We were ignored.

Others tried to point out that they couldn’t just let almost every serviceable bullpen arm who’s kept them in games for the past several years walk away without replacing them. But those voices were also ignored.

It was suggested to them that dumping every legitimate catching prospect just because they have Joe Mauer around was perhaps imprudent. They rolled their collective eyes.

We told them that it would be best to hang on to JJ Hardy at least until  Tsuyoshi Nishioka proved himself, but they knew better so now JJ is leading all AL shortstops in almost every offensive category, while Nishioka makes fools of the people who touted him.

We suggested that Target Field’s expansive outfield might be cause for adding some speed to that outfield defense. No response.

So now it has all come tumbling down.

Yes there were unforeseen injuries, but every team has injuries. And, frankly, not all of these injuries were completely unforeseen. Does it even count as “unforeseen” any more if Joe Mauer, Justin Morneau and Francisco Liriano miss a couple of months’ worth of games?

The Twins find themselves pushed out of the cook kids clique, nowhere close to the playoff contenders and on the verge of falling behind the Kansas City Royals and in to last place in the AL Central Division.

The rest of this season and all during the offseason, the organization is going to have to try to convince us we should continue to support them. The Twins were assured of attendance exceeding 3 million fans in 2011 before the first pitch was thrown at Target Field in April. It will be interesting to see what advance ticket sales are like for 2012.

It will be even more interesting to see whether the front office learned any lessons this season or whether they shrug off the 2011 failure as due to nothing more than “bad luck”.

Will Jason Kubel, Michael Cuddyer and Joe Nathan be this year’s Matt Guerrier, Jesse Crain, Jon Rauch and Brian Fuentes… allowed to go elsewhere without any legitimate attempt to keep them around?

What about starting pitching? With the free agent market so thin among top-notch starters, it would take some creativity to bring in someone new to lead the rotation. Is this front office even capable of such creativity when it’s so easy to just assume everyone who started a game for the Twins this season just had bad luck?

I could go on, but honestly, there isn’t time or space to cover every position that should be re-examined. Frankly, they ALL should be looked at with a critical eye… and that includes the catching position.

I’ve always been a pretty loyal… and forgiving… friend to those close to me and that will extend to the Twins, as well. Everyone makes mistakes. Ideally, not everyone in an organization like the Twins makes so many mistakes, all at the same time, but hey… stuff happens.

What matters to me is that I see some acknowledgment of those mistakes… an understanding of responsibility with a pledge to do better. So far, I’ve seen and heard no such thing from anyone within the Twins organization.

Dave St. Peter, Bill Smith, Ron Gardenhire, and every Twins player… I’m talking to you. It’s time to stand up and be accountable. Admit you’ve failed us and tell us… better yet show us… how you intend to make it up to us.

On the field, the players and manager can start by showing those fans who are still watching games that you care about your performance. Maybe consider not sitting out with your next hangnail. If the effort we’ve seen this week is an indication of what to expect next season, do us all a favor and get real jobs when this season is over. Spare us having to see this crap out of you again next spring.

Front office, find something… anything… to communicate to your loyal (perhaps too loyal) fan base that you’re as embarrassed as we are by the entire organization’s performance this year. Somehow… some way… give us a reason to think you understand you share responsibility for this disaster. While you’re at it, you should do something nice for the Rochester Red Wings fans, too… this is the second straight season that your organization’s ineptitude has meant an embarrassing product at the AAA level.

We deserve the courtesy of someone standing up, apologizing, and telling us why we should care about next year.

– JC

GameChat – Orioles @ Twins #3, 7:10pm

Let’s see… what’s new?

Jim Thome and Jason Kubel have been claimed on waivers (reportedly both by the BitchSox). There’s a shock. Now we just wait to see if either the claiming team(s) or the Twins are actually motivated to make deals. If the claims were made more for the purpose of blocking other teams from getting those guys, the Twins would have to decide whether to let them go for nothing but a little salary relief or pull them off the wire.

If the Twins let either player go without getting anything in return, they’d essentially be telling the fans who have already bought tickets for the rest of the home games that the team is more interested in saving a couple of bucks than putting anyone casual fans have even heard of on the field. It would be a bonehead move from a PR standpoint.

Which, now that I think about it, probably makes it all the more likely to happen.

I’m really not sure how much I’ll watch tonight or the rest of the season. I’m a bit of an Orioles fan (and if the blackout rules don’t change, I still may very well become an Orioles fan/blogger starting in 2012), so I have some level of interest in these games. But there is absolutely no effort being demonstrated by the Twins at this point, so you have to ask, “why should we care if the team doesn’t?”

For those who do, here are the line ups. The Orioles actually have exactly the same batting order as Tuesday night. Is that allowed? Has anyone told Gardy? In fact, other than Thome DHing while Kubel moves up to the #3 spot in the order while Joe Mauer takes another day off, the Twins line up looks pretty similar, too. Gosh, I wonder if the results will be any different.

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TWINS
Hardy, SS   Revere, CF
Markakis, RF   Plouffe, SS
Jones, Ad, CF   Kubel, LF
Guerrero, DH   Morneau, 1B
Wieters, C   Cuddyer, RF
Reynolds, Ma, 1B   Thome, DH
Andino, 3B   Valencia, 3B
Reimold, LF   Hughes, L, 2B
Adams, R, 2B   Butera, C
  _Guthrie, P     _Slowey, P

 

  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E
Baltimore 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 0 1 6 12 0
Minnesota 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 6 1
 

 SO the Twins lost 6-1.

One damn run.

Again.

Wow. Shocking, eh?

GameChat – Orioles @ Twins #2, 7:10pm

Justin Morneau returns to the lineup as the DH, so that’s encouraging (though perhaps it would be more encouraging if he were hitting better since returning from the DL).

Nick Blackburn has an “entrapped nerve”. I have no idea what that is but it doesn’t sound like something you should be pitching with, so I’m going to assume he won’t be pitching for a while. Maybe that’s OK, though.

Today was apparently “picture day”. So y’all make sure to line up early to buy the team picture when it goes on sale. I’m sure you will want to remember THIS team for generations to come! Heck, even Bert Blyleven didn’t even bother showing up for his traditional “mooning” on picture day. Though, as Gardy observed, maybe that’s not something a HOFer does.

Finally, the Twins are facing a 6’6″ starting pitcher tonight. As if these guys aren’t intimidated enough, as it is, whenever they step in the batters box.

Here’s a late update I found interesting… courtesy of Rhett Bollinger, the Twins beat writer from mlb.com: Tonight is the first time Mauer, Morneau, Cuddyer and Kubel have been in the same line up since April 12.

Gosh. I wonder why this team hasn’t won more games.

ORIOLES

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TWINS
Hardy, SS   Revere, CF
Markakis, RF   Plouffe, SS
Jones, Ad, CF   Mauer, C
Guerrero, DH   Morneau, DH
Wieters, C   Cuddyer, RF
Reynolds, Ma, 1B   Kubel, LF
Andino, 3B   Valencia, 3B
Reimold, LF   Hughes, L, 2B
Adams, R, 2B   Butera, C
  _Simon, P     _Duensing, P

 

  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E
Baltimore 0 4 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 8 13 0
Minnesota 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 4 1

Brian Duensing got off to a good start in the first inning, but after reaching for a ground ball with his pitching hand in the 2nd inning, things went to hell in a hurry. The good news is that new pitcher Lester Oliveras didn’t totally suck and Mijares, Burnett and Nathan pitched just fine. On the other hand, the offense, once again, managed just one run and made Alfredo Simon look like the next superstar, striking out 8 times and managing just 3 hits against the Baltimore starting pitcher, in 8 innings.

Anyone else starting to feel like Bill Murray in “Groundhog Day”?

Much Ado About Nothing

Yes, it’s true… “Much Ado About Nothing”, the title of a Shakespearean comedic farce, could well be an apt description of the comedic farce that has become the entire Twins season. In this case, however, its use is being applied to the fan angst over Jim Thome and Jason Kubel getting sent through waivers by the Twins.

Jim Thome in Spring Training... when there was still hope

I think the problem is that Twins fans have become a bit spoiled. We’re accustomed to trade deadlines being among the times of the year when we’re wondering which key veteran “spare parts” GM Bill Smith would/could/should snatch from non-contending teams in return for a prospect or two. This, ladies and gentlemen, is what trade deadline life looks like from the other side of the looking glass. Sucks, don’t it?

A year ago, I authored a post here entitled “When Is A Trade Deadline Not A Trade Deadline”, in which I gave a bit of a rambling, not-so-serious look at the waiver-trade process that teams go through in August. Go back and read it if you care to. It wasn’t my best writing, but I thought there was a line or two that worked. I admit, however, that it seemed a bit more humorous last season, when the Twins were “buyers” this time of year. Maybe I was just in a better mood at the time.

But here’s the deal. A team in the Twins’ situation (hopelessly and painfully going through the motions and desperately trying to find someone… anyone… who they think might be a capable MLB baseball player that can help their team in 2012) is going to put a lot of their roster through waivers in August. Most of those players will finish the season with the Twins. Perhaps, some won’t. 

Jason Kubel

Any player that isn’t under contract for 2012 is a likely candidate to be put on the waiver wire. Thome and Kubel are both pending free agents, so why shouldn’t the Twins see if there’s a contender out there who might give up something potentially useful in return for renting their bats for a few weeks? If the Twins want them back next season (and for some unfathonable reason, they would want to return to this crappy organization), they can bid for their services again this offseason, which they would have had to do anyway. Similarly, fans shouldn’t be surprised if Michael Cuddyer and Joe Nathan are put on waivers.

Teams also waive players under team control beyond this season that they think may be overcompensated, in the hope that someone will relieve them of the remainder of that contract. Delmon Young was such a player, as manager Ron Gardenhire pointed out yesterday. He told the media that Young was likely to be “non-tendered” (which is what you do to a young player instead of offering arbitration when you don’t want to pay anything close to what an arbitrator might decide he’s worth). A guy like Carl Pavano might also fit this category. The Twins have him under contract for 2012, but if another team claims him, the Twins may just let him go and let the new team pick up responsibility for the remainder of the contract.

Remember, though, just because a team puts a player on waivers, it doesn’t mean he’s going anywhere. He may not get claimed, which on the one hand, means nobody in either league was certain enough that he’d be any help that he was worth taking a chance on having to pay off the rest of his contract, but on the other hand, means he can then be traded to any team. The terms of the trade could then involve the Twins agreeing to eat some contract.

Also, if a player IS claimed, the Twins can pull him back off of waivers one time. This is where the speculation gets interesting.

I don’t think most Twins fans would begrudge letting a guy like Jim Thome get another shot at the post-season. This may (or may not) be his last such opportunity. Similarly, why should we be upset if Kubel, Cuddyer or Nathan get a little unexpected taste of the post-season? At least it would give us someone to root for in October, because nobody else on this team is going to be playing late baseball.

But what if the first team to have the opportunity to grab one or more of these guys off the waiver wire is the White Sox? Would the Twins really do anything to aid the Bitch Sox in their effort to catch the Tigers?

Hell, yes, they would.

Kenny Williams is notorious (among White Sox fans, themselves) for overpaying to acquire veteran players. If he’s stupid enough to give up highly regarded prospects for the Twins’ spare parts, Bill Smith would be an absolute fool NOT to take advantage. OK… so maybe that means it’s not so likely after all, but he SHOULD take advantage.

It’s not very fun being a Twins fan right now. It’s not fun envisioning the players who have brought so much excitement over the past several years suiting up for other teams the rest of the season. But, as they say, baseball is a business. And while our friend Seth Stohs is trying to cheer us up by pointing out that the Twins minor league system is not totally useless, the fact is that it could use some shoring up (by the way, I firmly believe Seth knows more about the Twins minor leaguers than anyone within the Twins organization itself… I’m just not sure whether that says more about Seth or the people actually getting paid by the Twins). When you’re out of the race and you have the opportunity to get something useful for players that have expiring or expensive contracts, you do it. You have to, if you want to have any hope of getting competitive again any time soon. It’s how the business works.

And hey… look at the bright side… the team, as currently constituted can’t seem to score more than 1 run a game WITH Thome, Kubel and Cuddyer, so how much worse can the offense really get without them? Besides, think about how much cheaper tickets on StubHub or on the street corner the day of games are going to be for a while!

– JC

What Football Team Should I Root For?

Theyyyyyyyyyyyyyy’re Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

Yes, Interpretation By Design, the same people who damn near brought down the internet when they posted the flowchart “What Baseball Team Should I Root For?” (and, not coincidentally, also designed our own blog’s banner!) are back with their new “What Football Team Should I Root For?” flowchart!

Here it is…

And, because I know you may not be able to read the fine print here, you might want click here for a link that might be more legible.

I’m reading through it right now and it’s downright hilarious! I can’t believe… hey… wait one damn minute… who are you calling “dysfunctional”!?

Damn, I hate when the truth hurts.

– JC